Thanks, I had a great old time. And, while I can't say in good conscience that I can show you how to weld _properly_, I can show you how to turn stock pieces of metal into moderately warped slag-covered constructions of approximately the intended dimensions which may or may not break apart at high speeds.

This is why I want to go to an expert to help build the chassis for this year's handcar. Now, don't you feel better about riding in it?